Cat-Dog Theory

After a really long break, I am coming back to my BlogginWorld. I feel very strange around here..because everything has changed.(talking about the new template thatI have put up) I didnt get a chance to write many posts with the new one...So, my own blog looked alien to me the last time I opened it.
But, then again..Something new always intrigues me..and now I don't mind getting more acquainted with my newly furnished "e-home".

Moreover, I am making a come-back with an animal version of real life theories...now, that is something You are not going to believe. I have a MENTOR... just like those singers in Sa re Ga Ma Pa challenge have. But, my mentor is not in the singing oriented proffession..although he could try his hand in it...(ok, lets just ignore this bit of false-praise here :P) My Mentor is one of the Blogging geniuses that I have come across..and nowadays all I need to do is get a syringe of new thought flows from the conversations with him and formulate them into my blog.. Ofcourse he only gives the key that makes my mind working..and thats how I have seen success in my blogs.

Cat-Dog theory started off with a conversation about which pets he like. He sheepishly admitted liking dogs a lot..and also disliking cats to an extent because they are "mathlabi" types..beats me what he meant by that. But, he had the insight to quickly add "Dogs are very lovable" with a big grin. Come to think of it.. It is true! I mean.. U know the age-old saying..Dog is a MAN"s Best Friend..(not a woman') Women are known for their 'feline' nature..which is like referring them to cats. Women love cats and are to a certain extent crazy about them. My mentor said it is possible because "cats are clean". I chuckled and added "and men aren't". Ok, so that got me a scorn! (well, if ur sensitive too..then I might as well put this in brackets that men are dirty from head to toe..including their mind). Lol

But, u know the legendary scientific phenomenon.."opposites attract". Yes, perhaps that's the reason man's best friend is a DOG. Dogs are LOVABLE and LOYAL..characteristics which are quite alien to Men. Eh? (Ya ya, I might be getting tomatoes for this from my Mentor. :P) But, my Mentor says that Likes Repel and that's why Men and women fight. I wish to correct this assumption. Lets take things to the scientific level shall we? When two bodies repel each other than then more often than not they have nothing to do with each other. While when two bodies attract each other to an extent, then only friction is feasible. The main nomenclature upon which dogs and cats fight...and men and women fight could be this. (cant say much for the animals..but for humans, definitely!).

If you need to create friction between two bodies then they need to rub on each other (in the wrong way -is how we refer to in plain english). Friction is fight and the more a man and a woman fight the more attraction there is lying underneath the surface. Yes, suprised? Well, don't be. I say you cannot fight with a man or a woman unless there is some level of attraction. That is why in most movies, you can see the hero and heroine fight/rub each the wrong way through the first few meets...and it somehow creates this itch that one can't get rid of.. and finally could even end up in love! (who knows?). That's why husbands and wives fight, and as you fight the attraction increases tend fold. You tend to feel ruffled, troubled and bothered and this makes you more aware of your opponent. That is when you(as a man) would realize how cute your wife looks if she is mad...or how ruffled your guy's hair looks when he is tensed... :P

It goes without saying..that makin-up after a fight is the most delicious part of a relationship. (rootna aur manaana). So, here is what I want to conclude. If you happen to fight with a certain person of the opposite gender...then you should beware because you might just be fighting a crush in a parallel plane! It is also the reason why You cannot hate someone so easily. To hate a person you need to love them at some level (or really like). People...... let go of that hatred..because it is a proof that you are still attracted to him/her. On the other hand, when in the first stages of love : People.....I vote for war than for peace! :P Because, war will get you ready for the un-thinkable and finally along with a piece of ur mind..you will end up giving a piece of ur heart..and if it comes both ways..then PEACE IS RESTORED!