Ab Dialogue Bole to....

Jindagi mei kabhi kisi ko kidnaap karne ka hai...to kisko karte?

Ab dekh..Gunda Mawaali log doosro ko kidnaap karte hai..ab mei Gunda-Mawaali ko hi kidnaap karoongi..wo bhi Gundo ka Baap.. SARKAR!

Ab Sarkar II ka Director Ram Gopal Varma hai na.. Usko Phone karega..

TRING TRING..


"KAUN bolreila?
-----Aaaye Raaamu, Apun EK HASEENA bol reila.. Tera SARKAAR mere SHOLAY ke addey mei..
------Bey Saaaale, CHAPPAN wala nahi..SARKAR bole to..Chota Bachchan wala..
------Aye..Jyaada NAACH mat.. Varna Chota B ka VAASTU SHAASTRA badal dalooongi..Tere ko nahi pata..apun kya kya karega..LOVE KE LIYE SAALA KUCH BHI KAREGA..
------Dhyaan se Sun, Jaldi do koka bhej..JAMES ya SATYA ke saath..bey Mereko Action dekhni hai phree mei..Ayee Shaane mat ban..Kisi EK ko hi bhejna..bole to...Bahutt COMPANY nai maangta..
-------Aye..wo saala CameraMan ko bhi bhej..ChotaB ke saath apun ko MADHURI DIXIT BANNA maangta hai..
------Abey...Oye...Jyaada Sawaal mat kar..Hit Maangta to apun ka ek Item Number Fit kar..Varna Chota B KHALLAAAAS
-----Ab Kahan aur kaise Milna hai..Wo ROAD ka naam.. sab do ghante ke baad bataongi..Abey Samjhaa kar yaar, tera budget ki tarah apun ka bhi jeb khaali hai abhi ...Ab bheja Khaali mat kar re..
------Aur Yaad Rakh... DARNA ZAROORI HAI..Police ke paas DAUD ke gaya to Bachchan ke saath tera bhi MARNA ZAROORI HAI..(EVIL LAUGH)

Ab Phone Rakh! CLICK

My thoughts: Ye Saala..sochta bahut hai..

Ram Gopal Varma's thoughts: Chikni..ki awaaz sexy hai..item number bhi karti hai..Aye Chunnilaaaaaaaal, Naya Heroine Mil gayaaaaa

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Apun..

bole to..

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