PJ Parade

Q- Prasad ne Kumble se Pepsi laane k kaha. Kumble Pepsi kee ek bottle leke aa gaya par seedha Sachin ke paas pahooncha. Bataao kyon?

Tendulkar is an opener.

Q. Ek Madrasi ne kaha,said, Main 'heart is umbrella' movie dekh'na chaahta hoon. Vah kaun see movie dekh'na chaahta hai?

"Dil Chhata Hai!"

Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Man main hai,
par Dhadkan main nahi.
Socho, socho.

aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Q. Aap aise aad'mee ko kya kahenge jo desh chhoD'na chaahta hai? Socho...............

Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banaata tha us ka naam kya
tha...................................

Ans.) adidas.

Q. Luv aur Kush ek gaon men ja rahe the aur raaste men ek koonva aa jaata hai aur Luv us'men gir jaata hai. Aisa kyon huwa bhala?

Because Luv is blind!!!!!

Par turant Kush bhee koonve men kood paRa. Kyon?

Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuchh bhi karega!!!!

Q. : Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai..
nahi pata..

ans.) D'Cold . (chain ki saans = D'cold )

chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?

ans.) D'Cold again. kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi :O))))))))))))

Jugal Hansraj aur Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon ?

Because Mayuri 'can - go'.

Ek aur.....
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chadha - kyon?

Kyonki woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...

Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain. ..... kamal ,vimal do bhai the,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chadh jaata hai per kamal nahin jaata hai.
Kyon?

Kyonki bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

aur chaahiye...theek hai.
Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade
the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chadh jaata hai per Shakti Kapoor
nahin jata. Qyon?

Qyonki woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ka wait kar raha tha.

aakhri sawaal :
Amitabh aur Pran dono bus stop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Pran chadh jaata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
Qyon?

pran jaaye per bachan na jaaye

ab kya... kucch bhi nahi..alvida...

(source: interesting fwd. i got frm a friend)

James Bond in Trouble!

James Bond needed help with a problem, so he walked over to the bar and instead of his usual Martini, he requested a glass of water. The barman pulls a gun and points it right at James who smiles, thanks the barman and walks out. What do you suppose was 007’s problem?

For answer: Please refer to the Comments Section!!!

Women and Mathematics?

LOL, i feel like putting self-goal.. but math is still math.
(its evil math! :P)


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