Indo-Pak sensation

DISCLAIMER: this Rap is just for the sake of the essence of Indo-Pak good relations in the past few yearz. Come to think of it, the youth has bonded far better than the Political powerz. As a tribute to all Rappers regardless of race, i thought I shud give this piece of mine that's an issue for past 50 years!

This goes to ma Pak rapper broz
for whom ma rap jus flowzz
y'kno, ur rapz are a sensation
i'm gonna send da raprockers to vacationnn
but this is just a reminitionnn
wait till y'all see ma paki bro rap
you' betta kno
he's got girls fallin on his lappp
but let me cut da crap
and cum to wat i started to feel
a bond.. a friendship..a mutual appeal
i thought u n me can join handz n strike dis deal
our differences r there, dont let tat affect
we r humans, wat else did ya expect ???
Tat day aint that far
when our homelands torn apart
will join once again and rejoice with a new start
my man, ur pain is plain
i can c men all over slain
it aint muslim or sikh or jain
its jus da terrorists all jus a political game!
Oh da anguish, in ur eyes shut
is makin me spill all ma gut.
Shit happens often
dont let this pain rise
its not our mistake
Dun make us pay the price
i beg ya, folks
please jus open ur eyess
this is not some bollywood film
they jus kid aroundd..
but ma expression is grim
so quit foolin aroundd...
dudez wanna disregard me...
sayin im another hindustanii ??
haha, tats funny
wats the diff between me & a pakistanii?
Dun mind me,
we both spoke against tyranny
we both prayed for da same sun
to dawn upon us .... n make da british run !
wit just ONE day difference
we got our independence
bah, just think about it
our rivalry jusss dun make sense...

For the last time, im goinna hav to roll
Scrollin up and readin all tat, i gotta say,
i kno i achieved ma goal
but hold,this is not another gal-too-bold
i spill ma thots, but in public dey jus fold
this is wat im often told
shy wit ma wayz, my toes juss go cold

i want da world to reminise
on da sacrifices of women rap artistss
findin no base until 10 yrs back
for a long time, dey jus rapped behind ur back
buh girls got sum balls, to keep it rollin
now i came in front,altho sum boyz still lollinn.
i hope to see sum RESPECT by da end of dis fall
now i gotta hav sum rest so I let the curtains fall

My raps

yo yo wassup
im not goinna shuddup
cause this is ma place ma house
where i turn around my mouse
give it up for the lady
she aint slim shady
but she's always readyyy
to rap till the day ends, baby!!

ma shoes r killin
my hands r unwillin
i aint got time fo no 1
cause my mailbox is fillin
yet i try ma best
not to be a pest
juz jumped in to say
Dude,, im betta than d rest!!!!!

u say i got da flow
u think i run da show
hunny, it aint no biggie
its juz da way u feel
the hoods still blow ma minds
bcuz der rapz juz too real!
all eyez r lookin
my friendz r pukin
fcuk,seein ya rap
even ma mom stopped cookin!
wat u say to me
iz wat i say to u
hunny u aint seein nothing
cuz im hot n damn
ma rapz still smokin!!!!

This is for all da guy rappers
yo dawg, ur kickin in ur slang
juz keep it real..
dont go shooting bang-bang
da hol wurld knos ur ma nigga
so therz nothin ther in it to figga
but damn, this aint no place
to go all dirty ..cmon, show some grace
tommorow, u betta tie up ur lace
lets see who wins this race
is dis a challenge?
maybe. But u got it IN UR FACE!

This one'z the biggest freestyle of mine
(a lil economic oriented but hey, tats ma style)

Guess who'z back
with a whole new track
her name'z DIVYA D
She got stuff for ya'l to see
Thez sumthin u gotta kno
Before u'all log off n go
tat Therz 2 kindsa ppl
one’s a seller, a complete pro
another a buyer, whoz a bit slow
One gets jus a flier, another gold
One's a liar, another truly bold
One sells his house, his wife his cars
even sells himself n goes behind bars!
One sows his seeds, grows some wheat
ask his bank balance??
he goes white like a sheet!
Dun wanna be no enemy
Just want sum world peace
But tat doesnt cum easy
Even if ur Bush’s niece!
Dey scream fo prosperity
Dey scream for peace
Dey themselves dunno
wat da heck it really eez!
Dey hide da money
in bulky office drawerz!
Kill u wit fake smiles
then send u bunch ov flowerz!
baby, its tuff livin out ther
Tats Y i say
DEMAND UR SHARE!

Message for d day:

Its wat I wanna get thru
Juss live and let live,
Be SEXy, Be TRue
Be Wild, Be You
Tats all my folks
Guess i'll See ya all.. tommoruu!

Excellent Short Story

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much yourlousy drive is going to cost us."So the couple walked up to the house andknocked on the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and abroken antique bottle was lying on its side near the brokenwindow.A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?""Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," thehusband replied."Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thankyou. You see,I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grantthree wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'llkeep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,"I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of mylife."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genieasked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servantsin every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's yourwish, genie?"

" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle andhaven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years,my wish is to sleep with your wife.

"The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "Youknow, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess Iwouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband."I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and thewoman went upstairswhere they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoyingeach other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop fun,the genie rolled over and looked directly intoher eyes and asked, "How old are you and yourhusband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

source: fwd frm friend by email.

PJ Parade

Q- Prasad ne Kumble se Pepsi laane k kaha. Kumble Pepsi kee ek bottle leke aa gaya par seedha Sachin ke paas pahooncha. Bataao kyon?

Tendulkar is an opener.

Q. Ek Madrasi ne kaha,said, Main 'heart is umbrella' movie dekh'na chaahta hoon. Vah kaun see movie dekh'na chaahta hai?

"Dil Chhata Hai!"

Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Man main hai,
par Dhadkan main nahi.
Socho, socho.

aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Q. Aap aise aad'mee ko kya kahenge jo desh chhoD'na chaahta hai? Socho...............

Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banaata tha us ka naam kya
tha...................................

Ans.) adidas.

Q. Luv aur Kush ek gaon men ja rahe the aur raaste men ek koonva aa jaata hai aur Luv us'men gir jaata hai. Aisa kyon huwa bhala?

Because Luv is blind!!!!!

Par turant Kush bhee koonve men kood paRa. Kyon?

Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuchh bhi karega!!!!

Q. : Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai..
nahi pata..

ans.) D'Cold . (chain ki saans = D'cold )

chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?

ans.) D'Cold again. kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi :O))))))))))))

Jugal Hansraj aur Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon ?

Because Mayuri 'can - go'.

Ek aur.....
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chadha - kyon?

Kyonki woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...

Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain. ..... kamal ,vimal do bhai the,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chadh jaata hai per kamal nahin jaata hai.
Kyon?

Kyonki bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

aur chaahiye...theek hai.
Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade
the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chadh jaata hai per Shakti Kapoor
nahin jata. Qyon?

Qyonki woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ka wait kar raha tha.

aakhri sawaal :
Amitabh aur Pran dono bus stop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Pran chadh jaata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
Qyon?

pran jaaye per bachan na jaaye

ab kya... kucch bhi nahi..alvida...

(source: interesting fwd. i got frm a friend)

James Bond in Trouble!

James Bond needed help with a problem, so he walked over to the bar and instead of his usual Martini, he requested a glass of water. The barman pulls a gun and points it right at James who smiles, thanks the barman and walks out. What do you suppose was 007’s problem?

For answer: Please refer to the Comments Section!!!

Women and Mathematics?

LOL, i feel like putting self-goal.. but math is still math.
(its evil math! :P)


* image copyright of maria,switzerland*

Student who hates Math

Question for all

I have a question mainly for all IT guys & girls.

Don't your eyes hurt after gazing at the Computer all day?

Don't you get bored of chatting ?

Success

We have quite often come across books and articles such as "10 steps to success" or " Top 10 secrets of a successful Person" etc. Organizational behavior is very vital for the success of an organization as a whole and an individual who is a part of it. An organization is a place where different personalities come together and work towards a common goal. Of course, I am limiting my definitions for the cause of this article. It is very interesting to see the network of people you come across while working. No matter how well-learned you are in the ways of the people, you always come across someone who throws in a different perspective of your knowledge about individuals.

The most important aspect of an individual is his 'perception'. Everyone has it, use it, change it and challenge others with their own. Stereotyping is perception at its worst. It is when individuality is stripped off from influencing your perception about someone. It can have its consequences if you are not too careful about it. But, where do stereotypes emerge from? They emerge from the general observation hypothesized in a sample of people from a certain race, country, ethnicity, gender etc. Stereotyping need not necessarily be bad. For example, Chinese are Intelligent/ geniuses at math. I don't think any Chinese is going to take offense with it. But, what I want to do is challenge the very traits that are highly talked about and admired often.

Let me start with a basic question. Do you like good-looking people or not? Invariably, most of us will answer Yes. Media showcases good-looking people as the best form of 'attraction'. But, let us bring this quality into observation in a more personal environment, like lets say your team members. You are part of a team where you have an extremely good looking male or female who wears the latest trendy clothes and is always lookin their best. What is your first assumption about their working ability? I presume negative. You perceive that a certain good-looking person is good at only that.. looks, and nothing else. After a few weeks you start to cut-down on this perception as you see that person work. But, still.. if at any instance..you see the person slacking from their responsibilities, what do you blame it on? Good looks. The point I am trying to draw here is that Good Looks need not be a good-asset all the time. It can create insecurity, distrust and over-expectations around one which can often prove to work against that person!

Another question: Do you like extroverts or introverts? An extrovert is one who is out-going social and talking and the "life of the party" type. While an introvert is more to himself, less social and almost going 'unnoticed' in a party. At a glance, we all would prefer to be extroverts as it is portrayed to be the "self-confident & interesting" personality that is usually ' liked ' by all. Extroverts are usually the people who have many friends and are constantly in the company of someone. It is what creates the 'popular' group in a given social setup. We all at some point come across a certain popular group in our respective social set ups (office, school, class.. etc). It is definitely an admirable trait, no doubt. But, let us again bring it down to a more personal level. Do you really want to always be around a person who is always talking.. always the center of attention and is constantly over-taking you with their pompous way? Think about it. Every kind of personality speaks for itself. We forget that Introverts have the basic ability of "listening". We all want our perceptions to be heard and listened to. Perhaps being around an Extrovert isnt going to do your personality much good. You have to build your personality and individuality. Who said Introverts do not create a mark on you? They do.. with their non-verbal actions. A look can speak billion words. A statement from such a person is usually highly regarded! Research says " Successful people don't have to be "the life of the party", in fact many are quiet, even shy, but they value people and they value relationships. They listen to friends, neighbors, co-workers and even bartenders."

For now, the conclusion that I have come to is that success is not about popularity, but it is about individuality. It is highly important to retain your individuality. It is the stepping stone for success and will always be. This brings us to a very vital question. Can success be generalized or not? Hmm..

Men are from Mars.. yah like tat explains somethings...(smirks)

Disclaimer: its just for fun.. and accept it.. it is really funny!!!! :-p

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled
back, "University of Oklahoma ."

And they say blondes are dumb...

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of >the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed >the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.


Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.


The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
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Questin and Answer round...( watch out ! )

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in ! your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Lets end it with a prayer....

A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.


AMEN

Dancers n Shakers

Dance and Music are part of our blood. They both just swoon us out of this world.. into a completely different stage of mind!There are few songs that just work on our nerve endings.. hightening the sensation of movement.. making our limbs and legs move without much recognition. Its called the royal booty shakers in my lingo. Here are few exampless...

* Kaliyon ka chamannnn ( Umi 10 remix )
- Apparently this original song did quite a sensation with our very own Lata's voice.. that was later on copied in many versions... the original Lata's version.. still being part of the famous R n B song "truth hurts". I think this Umi 10 version is the mosttt 'addictive' dance song of eternity!
For the Vidoe, I give it a full ***** five star! ( The video shows one of the best choreographed video with a really good featured model)

* O Aaja Soniya ( Mujse Shaadi karoge movie )
- It is a well-known fact that Bhangra beats just strike that dancing routine from within. This song accurately hits the perfect bhangra hit.. at the same time quite techno sounding.. as opposed to the usual maahi ve and other 'standard' Yash Chopra hit numbers. Its the best bhangra-based song to hit the streets!

* Kabhi Aar Kabhi Paar ( Sweet Honey Mix )
- Singing one of the old Shamshad Begum's song again isnt a simple thing. On top of it.. we have a fusion of English and Hindi lyrics in this completely delicious remix ever heard! Its got such an attractive beat and a very beautiful voice while still retaining the flute music from the original. The highlight of this video is that it is danced by the famous Lady from "Kaanta Lagaa". Its the most ravishing remix of the 21st century!
For the video, I give it a 4 **** star! ( Jus because of the girl.. her kaanta laga song had me put her in the 'not-to-be-watched' list. But this song is one of a kind!!! )

* Deedar De ( Dus movie)
- Sunidhi Chauhan is crowned the "Voice" of the year by me! She has really outdone herself in this mouth-watering song! The music has got a veryy Arabic feel to it.. but best highlight of all is the Latin American model who dances to the tune of this hindi song! I recommend that the original outdoes itself.. compared to the various remixes that would have come out! This is a complete booty shaker !

* Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha ( Remix by Malkit Singh )
- Mindblowing song of the century.. that is quite old come to think of it! But, it definitely is rewarded as one of the most remembered songs in parties.. giving it an edge over every other song because of its really interesting Punjabi lyrics with a standard base beat! With its attractive.. 'oh hoo..' and 'aiye haiyee'. Lol! This wins its position in the top most bhangra beats of the century!
For the video, I give it a full*****five star! (The video shows some sort of story in some marriage with a real cute guy!)

* Ek Ajnabee ( Ek Ajnabee Movie )
- This is the most recent song that is a complete Arabian Nights kinda song! A stage show was conducted where Parizaad Zorabian did mast dance for it!!! My general presumption about this song (although I have never watched the video) is that it has a power with it that speaks through the rhythm and the voices ( by Sunidhi Chauhan and Sukhwinder Singh ). The highlight is the gruff male voice that goes.."mama told me.. dont be talkin to a stranger". Sensational hit of 2005!

Fairy Collection

Which one do you like the most?

I like .... the Chinese one. I think its cool and different
But essentially I like them all. :)

But my best and my most favorite is
this one....>>>

Nasha ye Pyar ka Nasha hai

Jaam Tootne ka bahana na kar,
Hum to teri aankho se pi lenge.
Tu mat aa lekin aane ka wada to kar,
Hum tere intezar me hi jee lenge

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

Zamane gujar gaye hathon ko milaye hue,
muddat ho gayi nazaron ko milaye hue,
din raat nikal gaye yaadon mein khoye hue,
aab kab samne aaoge yaar muskurate hue

This one is my 'special' choice :

JAB SAAWAN MAIN TANHAA BHEEGOGAY,
JAB AANGAN KHAALI PAAOGE,
JAAAB SAAWAN SE TAKRAATI ...ELEHERON MAIN,
TUM APNI TANHAI MAIN... KHO JAAOGAY,
JAB KHUD SE BAATEIN KARTE KARTE,
TUM APNI TANHAI... MAIN KHO JAAAOGAY,
AUR DIL KI BAAAT CHHUPANE KO,
HUMSE NAZAR... TUM CHURAOGAY,
JAB RAAT KE TANHA DAAMAN MAIN,
TUM CHAAND KO... AADHA PAAOGAY,
MAIN TUMSE MOHABBAT KARTA HUN,
HAR BAAAR.... YE SUNNA CHAHOGAY,
UN SAB LAMHON MAIN JAAN LENA,
KI TUM TUM NAHI HUM BAN JAAOGE...

Sighhhh.......

PS: I didnt write them.. but the one who did deserves an applause

Bunty aur Babli

Oh i meant Bun-Tea aur Bubbly...

Clever one isnt it....???

New Year's Adam?

Wondering whether you read the heading wrong? Well, its a well known fact that I was the New Year's Eve.. who was on the look-out for the New Year's Adam.. and the conquest was harder than you think. Read on and men "beware"...yah.. you just might find you will have to cover urself up for the next few minutes.. and act like -'wasnt me!- because I just might be talking about one of your very casual traits!

I am sure everyone celebrated their New Year's with the best of the spirits and hope a few shots were also downed to realize that you were seeing more spirits than usual. But obviously this article is not about you.. its about me. (Remember i have established myself as this year's "Eve").. so I am going to stick to purely my own New Year's experience. I flew down to Mumbai this new year's. After lot of pestering and patter pattering I was able to convince my family that I should be ok going out with my cousins for the new year's eve.. to one of the best hotels in town... Taj. Thus the Eve (referring to me) decided that this is her biggest chance to set her eyes on some.. apples.. i mean adam's apple bearing Indian dudes. Now.. the general psychology of attracting these adams is quite simple... be as EVE as you can. Well, for lots of reasons, you can substitute BIMBO to the Eve in this context. Now its not really that hard to make this transformation (ok no pun intended.. i know some of us do substitute tooo well ) But in other words, its not really that hard to fool the guys.. (huh, fooling the fools!). So it was time to take out the Bimbo disguise. All it requires is a sleek dress and a few hours in the beauty parlor and a handbag that can fit the entire makeup kit of the world.. and a stupid smile all the time batting the eyelashes lookin as innocent and as newborn as one can.

Now I know that this shallow disguise should be added up with a shallow thinking to create the right effect. But, honestly I was only on the look out for one Adam. The whole conquest of finding dudettes started with the cousins and of course for them its all in plural.(obviously males are never satisfied with just one). And so I was like .. Ok fine! I will find mine too! i mean dude. So we were there.. unfortunately the dancefloor was rocked by lil kids.. their parents.. and their grandparents!!! not to forget most of the young adults had come there with their family.. so i was like.. sorry boys(to my cousins)... i have a feeling.. ladki ke saath.. uske parivaar ko bhi pataana padega!!! (will have to pick up not just the girl but also her family). Then there were some Djs playing music and some two girls were making a fool of themselves by "trying" to sing. i quietly wished they had danced.. instead! and in the end.. the music picked up a bit.. so then it was good from then on till we finally returned home.

For lots of reasons I realized that I had a bigger problem to deal with throughout the evening. I mean i was highly disappointed because i didnt find even one male who cud look me in the eye. I mean my friend T asked me has India stopped making tall males ??? And I told him.. well, I think the couple of males like you should have been invited to that party.. so that atleast you will put India to fame. I mean atleast you would have saved Indian males from shame.... by standing tall.. and i could have atleast said.. "Finally, there is some HOPE". But I honestly think one doesnt have much hope because such a 'bimbo' disguise in my view attracts all the wrong kind of men! AHH... but i cant reason with male responses can i. I guess we will forever remain in the dark when we eventually find some bimbo with the brain cell of a frog winding up with the man of our dreams. And if I had it my way, I would say that two people can play the same game. Lets not forget this bimbo disguise will come very handy.. two people can play the game. The plot will only require the good Eve to just walk past the couple(ur dream Adam and the bad Eve) and spill ur drink down his shirt or pant..and say.. "oh oops did i mess up ur romantic momenttt.... i didnt mean it of course".. and the attempt to make it right will go down the drain with an apple pie hitting the woman's face.. (oh never seen her that beautiful before eh?) Now you wear the innocent face.. and chin held high.. exit with all the dignity you can.... and wait till u reach the verandah to break into pits of laughter.

But then the plot thickens...-what do u know-those are not pits of laughter but amidst them is a sense of loneliness and a sense of rejection that mingles to form the right kind of chemical reaction to bring tears to her misty eyes and she ends up in racking sobs instead of laughs.

Oh but we cant have a tragic end to this can we?

Well.. what do u know.. right then walks in a friendly man... and thus starts a whole different plot. Nothing like ending this scene with a comforting hug.. and if.. if.. the scene permits and the chemistry is just right andd if the guy is irrevocably attracted to the female at her most vulnerable state then an explosive kiss is on the way. Now a good way to end the evening is when the girl gets the chills and he offers to drive her back home. (ok, it ends there! we are not going further!!!).

So finally the whole point of the story is that finally Adam is found.. and that is pretty much what happened with the course of events on New Year's Eve. Well, this Eve might have been more daring as she even put in a small effort to wish Happy New Year to.. God-knows-whats-his-name. So they lived happily ever after.. well atleast Eve did.. and her new year resolution is ' to have an apple a day to find some more adam's apples her way!'