Men are from Mars.. yah like tat explains somethings...(smirks)

Disclaimer: its just for fun.. and accept it.. it is really funny!!!! :-p

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled
back, "University of Oklahoma ."

And they say blondes are dumb...

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of >the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed >the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.


Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.


The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
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Questin and Answer round...( watch out ! )

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in ! your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Lets end it with a prayer....

A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.


AMEN