Vain-in-time's Day!

DISCLAIMER: If you are reading this post, embrace yourself.. Its going to be a worse sequel than "Men are from Who cares..and Women are from Watevers" book :P
NO! I'm not a Dragon breathing fire.. n YES! I'm Married n YES! I did enjoy the perks of a beautiful Romantic Valentine's day by throwing a party at my place!
Oh and YES!YES!.. my husband is not a fictional character of ma imagination.. he's full of flesh n bones..also some IT Brains.. who went old-school with me by giving me a Single Rose Bouquet the Day before and on Feb 14! & Ofcourse who cud forget Yum Chocolates.. oh and NO! Im not selfish gold-digger, i gave him two "hand-written-poemed" Greetings!

Phew! Now that we got the good salad part out of the way... lets get directly to the Meat! :P

Inspiration for ma blog, comes from a newly wed Brotha's blog post (Click Here) about his Valentine's Day.. n he asks all the right questions.. Would u get a look at that.. finally a Man who brings a new perspective to the age old tradition! Give it up for the Dude! He said it..n He said it all..n.. I couldn't help but clean the cobwebs in ma blog to write this post!

So, u ask a passerby and he will tell u.. Valentine's Day = Love, Love, Love!

It is not so much about what is Valentine's Day.. as to Why do we celebrate a day for Love.. when everyday is meant for Love.. right? I mean.. we are so caught up in the formalities.. that I bet half of the people celebrating.. wouldn't know the answer for "Who is valentine.. n Why do we celebrate his death day" !!!!!

Yes.. shocked as you may be.. Valentine.. was not a romeo type lover.. he was actually a Saint - a Holy Priest..n He got martyred on supposedly that day! Now.. who or which playboy in the Mid 14th Century decided to do something lovey dovey on this day to get the ball rollin... no one knows :) But History says He was working against the Roman Catholic Church (which was an undermined empire of it's own centuries ago) and made secret marriages happen which was against the law! (see more about it in Wikipedia)

But.. you know what this tells me about Human psychology. We often don't have much insight, but just go with the flow! Someone got the ball rolling... n now its a widespread National Holiday! Now, with the weird historical aspect aside, Valentine's day is all about romance & love! What better way to express than with a cuddly stuffed animal :P For Pete's sake, some God-damn hunter named Teddy would have run out of ideas to express his love for his matey.. n so would have stuffed his roadkill with straw n been like. Yo Woman! Here's Ted-die-bear.. Boy, would that be a sight to see! I bet she set him straight wit her shot gun rite then n there! :P

N Yes...All this coming from a person who received last year a Big Teddy Bear wit a Heart pillow in da middle(like the countless ones u might hav seen tat describes "cuddle" in more ways tat anyone can imagine!) Well, there u have it Boys! If u were scratching your head wondering where do women get the bright idea of 'cuddling'...well, blame the Teddy Bear's Ancestry!!! Well, Romantics do admit that what makes this world go around is "LOVE". (but that was before Beer was born :P after that the definition changed for men obviously..thus giving birth to Devdases!)

Ok. I know what you must be wondering...that I'm totally bashing the spirit of Valentine.. well Bless his Soul...Ain't Love a Bitter-Sweet Tale always? So we come to our main focus..(the inspiration from ma Brotha's blog)

THE TEDDY BEAR addiction!

All women love Teddy Bears..(exceptions who r hiding their teddy bears behind including).. now that said n done, what do women like in them the most? It is soft, cute and good to cuddle with.. I actually think these qualities are those that women don't find in men necessarily! So the thrill of getting a teddy bear, I believe is actually the thrill of having a Man daring enough to accept that he ain't got any qualities tat a Teddy Bear do...n are willing to satisfy the curiosity of women by giving it to them! It is the only missing piece in the jigsaw puzzle! Any day.. a man holding a teddybear is way cuter than a man growing as much hair as one!

N Yes..when it comes to choosing between saving a teddy bear or you..the world is goinna chose the teddy bear guys! You can have this from ma personal experience! A few posts below u may see a "My BELOVED TEDDY" (Click Here) It was a priced possession.. and my bro..(sibling rivalry of course) always made me go mad with anger when he kept punching the poor teddy! N When my mom was summoned hearing my screams.. she would actually side wit the Teddy bear.. n my bro would sneer.. "even a teddy bear got more love here!" Hehe!:P

Why Women love these stuffed toys when the thought of hunting would scare the hell out of them? Well, Why do Men love holding on to the remote like a lifeline while watching TV? If I knew the answers, I would be in VENUS.. n if I told you.. You would be in MARS! So until they find a planet breath-able for Mankind GO FIGURE!! :P